So a Chinese newspaper fell for an Onion gag about North Korea’s Kim Jong Wong Dong Doodle Doe, or whatever his name is, as the sexiest man in the world.  Wink, wink, nudge, nudge, maybe they’ll also fall for story about how Germany is going to outlaw sex with animals.  What?  You mean it’s true?  How do you pronounce “Rover vs. Wade” in German, anyway?