Happy May Day! CNN reports:

A mohawk-wearing anarchist nicknamed “Cyco” was among five men arrested after allegedly conspiring to blow up a bridge about 15 miles south of Cleveland, the FBI said Tuesday.

Douglas L. Wright, 26, joined alleged co-conspirators Brandon L. Baxter, 20, a.k.a. “Skabby,” and Anthony Hayne, 35, a.k.a. “Tony” and “Billy,” in a plot that authorities say honed in on the Brecksville-Northfield High Level Bridge, which spans the Cuyahoga Valley National Park and carries a four-lane highway.

The men have been charged with conspiracy and attempted use of explosive materials to damage physical property affecting interstate commerce.

Connor C. Stevens, 20, and Joshua S. Stafford, 23, were also arrested. Their charges remain pending.

Cyco, Skabby, Tony… No word yet on Grumpy, Sleepy, Sneezy, or Dopey.

Congratulations on another stunning public-relations victory, Occupy.

What’s that? “These guys don’t have anything to do with Occupy!” Hey, don’t tell me, tell them. Here’s Skabby’s Facebook page: